We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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