he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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