yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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