Porn is love you can see.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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