Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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