I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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