fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Bring me that man meat
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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