I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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