Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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