Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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