What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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