what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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