You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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