I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
and you fell through a lawn chair
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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