I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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