wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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