please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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