rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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