so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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