have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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