they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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