id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I love you. Go after that dick
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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