Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
tell your sister to shave her snatch
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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