Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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