My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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