another moral hangover. fuck.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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