I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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