hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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