I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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