We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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