i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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