Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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