how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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