Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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