Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
