You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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