I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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