it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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