Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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