you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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