it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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