Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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