You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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