i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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