And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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