Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There r osticjed everywhere
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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