Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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