i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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