The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
