Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just google imaged poop.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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