I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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