How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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