did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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