you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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