Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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