I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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