i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I can't turn off my feet"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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