id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You coming home soon, man?
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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